This is Not An Ad

According to Google, a lot of people are writing about, and searching for a lot of the same stuff in great numbers. Below is a list of descriptive/emotional adjectives people search for. Click the Links to see photo gallery.

• I eat: 33 000 calories a day, too much, your skin, people
• I am tired: all the time, of life, of being fat, of living, of being alone, of being broke
• I am scared: of dying, of the dark, of the dentist, of Barack Obama, of people, of dogs
• I am sick of: my life, being fat, everything, being alone
• I am insane: and you are my insanity, with anger, -ly bored, -ly jealous
• I am going: to die, to commit suicide, to be a dad, to be a big brother, to die alone, to hire a wino
• I am not: a paper cup, a crook, obsessed, a plastic bag, an animal, a cop, happy
• I pooped: my pants, a hammer, blood, in my pants, my diaper, too much
• I ate: a pie, everybody, a big red candle, his liver, too much today, a raw chicken, moldy bread, the plums in the icebox
• I am never: happy, satisfied, full, horny, gonna give you up, gonna let you down, broken, late
• I am the: walrus, cheese, warrior, avalanche, way the truth and the life, the very model of a modern major general
• I lost: the game, my social security card, my voter registration card, my voice, on jeopardy, my phone, my passport, my job, my iphone
• I forgot my: administrator, windows, yahoo, myspace, gmail, hotmail, aim passwords and to remember to forget
• I drank: your milkshake, before I knew I was pregnant, too much, while pregnant, a fifth of vodka dare me to drive
• I smoked: pot with johnny hopkins, two joints, while pregnant, a lot of grass, but didn’t inhale, weed
• I had: a dream, the time of my life, a bad day, an abortion, too much to dream last night
• I: love you, can has cheezburger, kissed a girl, am bored, am legend, love money, touch
• I am very: bored, sad, depressed, appreciated, lonely, shy, bothered, well, angry, interested in this position